Lyrics:

Moving so fast you can't see him go by

Everybody's talkin' 'bout Surfer Dan
Doheny to Nirvana in his Chevy Sedan
Moving so fast you can't see him go by
(Ooh)

He's a gremmie Mahareshi in his baggies and beads
Super Stock surfer jock down to his knees
He's so ripped he can't see you go by

Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes

Everybody's looking for Surfer Dan
Skinny Minnie, mom and dad and Uncle Sam
He's so cool they can't see him go by

Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes
(Boss, stoked, groovy)

Everybody's talking bout Surfer Dan
Doheny to Nirvana in his Chevy Sedan
Moving so fast you can't see him go by
He's so ripped he can't see you go by
He's so cool you can't see him go by

Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan
Surfer Dan