Lyrics:

*Car revving up*
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by

Everybody's talkin' 'bout Surfer Dan
Doheny to Nirvana in a Chevy sedan
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by

He's a gremmie maharishi in his baggies and beads
Super stock surfer jock down to his knees
He's so ripped he can't see you go by

Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes, whoa, whoa

Oh, everybody's lookin' for Surfer Dan (wah-ooh)
Skinny Minnie, mom and dad and Uncle Sam
He's so cool they can't see him go by (ooh)

(Wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh)

Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes, whoa whoa

Oh, everybody's talkin' 'bout Surfer Dan (wah-ooh)
Doheny to Nirvana in a Chevy sedan
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by (woo!)

He's so ripped, he can't see you go by
He's so cool they can't see him go by

(Wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)(Come on, keep it down)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)