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F**k, Damnit Another HalloweenPeople on Military know what this means,Houses on fire,They're blowin up cars,Creatures on the street and razorblades in candybars.I went to trick-or-treat the first house on my blockThey spit in my face and gave me a rockI tried to give it back and said I'll take nothing instead Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the headWalked to the next house directly next doorAnd there I found an old lady dead on the floorI said 'Excuse me miss but do you have a treat?'She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feetI ran to the next house happy and giddyThere I seen a fat woman holding up her tittyI said trick or treat she said treat or trickAnd squeezed on her titty til .. f**k it its to sick The next house was set back in the woodsI was a little frightened but f**k I want the goodsI knocked on the door I heard a knock backThen I heard 'come on in' and yo Im like f**k thatThis house belongs to miss Cherry SpoonShe said drop your drawers and your treat is comin soonI quickly grew a stiffy but kept my eyes shutA hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nutsI wobbled to the next house ready for the worstAnd chillin in the drive was a long black hurstI rung the doorbell and said is anybody home'Of course babyboy have a sugar coated kidney stone'I walked through the feild into the next cribHer friendliness could only be in her cooking bib [Holloween on Military Street lyrics on http://www.elyricsworld.com]I said how bout some candyShe said how bout in stead a nice hot fresh homemade loaf of yeast in infection breadMy bags gettin heavy so I rest on the curb And riding on his bike here comes little Larry SherbI snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seatPunched him in the neck and powerbombed him in the streetNow my bag of candy has doubled in sizeUp to the next house for my scary prizeIm like trick or treat trick treat tricky dickHe opened up his door slapped my lips and didnt give me shitRock through his window and ran across the streetTo the big mansion Im in for a treatI dinged on the dongAnd here comes the butler A big gumpy tall ass Lurch lookin mother f**kerI said hello mister is there something for my sack He reached in his pocket but I think he hurt his backIts taking him and hour my bag is open ready But then he finally dropped it in my sack a f**kin pennyThe next house is abandoned so forget itBut wait a minute I think somebody's livin in itI ran up to the door trick or treat you cant hide It was a crackhead he crawled in my bag and diedThe next house was mine the last on the blockMy mother's sitting on the porch shining up her clockI climbed on the roof with my brother jump steadyAnd we yelled HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE CITY!F**k Damnit another Halloween People on Millitary know what this meansHoused on fire They're blowing up carsCreatures in the street and razorblades in candybars