Lyrics:

Little Miss Congeniality
She's living in her own reality
Her whole life is such a fallacy
But still I let her make a fool of me

Met her in a billiard (ooh)
She say boy can I see you soon (soon)
If you was me man what would you (do)
I didn't know she wouldn't be true (true)
Well that night we a-make a date (we make a date)
To meet around seven o'clock or eight
I said young girl let me set you straight
I'll shoot you if you with another mate
And she sang 'What could you mean?
You're the only one for me
I'm not one to lie
I don't like to deceive'

Little Miss Congeniality
She's living in her own reality
Her whole life is such a fallacy
But still I let her make a fool of me

I was the apple of her eye
I said 'Why not give her a try?'
I knew that she was true
Until I found the other man's tie
Little girl just tell the truth (just tell the truth)
This one go with none of my suits
Where's that man, he'll eat my boot
She wouldn't answer
So I began to shoot, and I sang:

Little Miss Congeniality
She lied too much now she dead and buried
No one can make a fool of-a me
And live to speak about it, you see

Little Miss Congeniality
She's living in her own reality
Her whole life is such a fallacy
But still I let her make a fool of me