Lyrics:

They're gonna make me a lifetime member
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club
'Cause they know I'll always remember
That I ain't got your love.

I've got a presidential commendation
From the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club
I'm the loneliest heart in the nation
'Cause I ain't got your love.

And I've got teardrops running off my face
And I've got mem'ries that I just can't erase
And I'll do my best to forget your love
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club.

--- Instrumental ---

Well, I've come a long way since I started
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club
'Cause I was voted Most Broken Hearted
Since I ain't got your love.

My name's gonna go down in history
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club
For outstanding achievement in misery
'Cause I ain't got your love.

And I've got teardrops running off my face
And I've got mem'ries that I just can't erase
And I'll do my best to forget your love
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club.

Yes, I'll do my best to forget your love
In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club...