Lyrics:

no more maybes
your baby's got rabies
sitting on a ball
in the middle of the andes

yeh i'm a freak of nature
yeh i'm a freak

if only i could be as cool as you
as cool as you

body and soul i'm a freak i'm a freak
body and soul i'm a freak

try to different
well get a different disease
seems it's in fashion
to need the cold sore cream

i don't really know
how to put on a 'cool' show
as boring as they come
just tell me where to go
if only i could be as cool as you

freak