Lyrics:

Na na na na na na na na

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my highscool prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah, I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend, Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo driving soccer mom

Na na na na na na
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na na na na na

Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang bang in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a volvo driving soccer mom

Chorus: Na na na na na
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na na na na
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom
Volvo driving soccer mom

Where do all the porn star go?
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middleclassed, republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middleclassed, republican children
Blonde, bland, middleclassed, republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go?
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They've now become volvo driving soccer moms

Na na na na na na
Volvo driving soccer moms
Na na na na na na
Volvo driving soccer moms