Lyrics:
She could dance that slow UvaldeShuffle to some cowboy hustleHow she made them trophy buckles shine, shine, shineWild-eyed and Mexican silvered,Trickin' dumb ol' cousin Willardinto thinkin that he's got her this timeChorusHill country honky-tonkin Rita BallouEvery beer joint in town has played a fool for youBackslidin' barrel ridin' Rita BallouAin't a cowboy in Texas would not ride a bull for youShe's a rawhide rope and velvet mixtureWalkin' talkin Texas textureHigh-timin' barroom fixture kind of a girlShe's the queen of the cowboysLook at old Willard grinnin' now boysYou'd of thought there's less fools in this worldChorusSo good luck Willard and here's to youAnd here's to Rita and I hope she'll do ya right all nightLord I wish I was the fool in your shoesChorus