Lyrics:

Your reuse of Lumpy's content is clever, but did you get permission for it?

I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock
It's a matter of time before we all run out
When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth
I waited eight long months, she finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
Two weeks and we caught on fire
She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa-
Good for you
You're doin' great out there without me, baby
God, I wish that I could do that
I can’t wait to
Catch up
Before the sun sleeps
But we are never, ever, ever, ever
I'm The Disaster of Passion ('Cause God it just feels so)
Getting back together (It just feels so good)

The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble
I like my coffee black just like my metal (Ahh! Ahh!)
With the bass, the rock, the mic, the treble
I like my coffee black just like my metal (Ahh! Ahh!)
Cause I can't wait for you to lock me up
In a minute, minute, in a fuckin' minute
I can't wait for you to lock me up
In a minute, minute, in a second

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me (Non-stop love song)
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating (You're crushing in your thirties, crushing in your thirties)
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me (But I got him where I wanted him now)
'Till then I walk alone (I'm the Disaster of Passion)

Crushing in your thirties, crushing in your thirties
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Ahh! Ahh!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Ahh! Ahh!)

Maybe I'm too emotional
But your apathy's like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all
Maybe I'm too emotional
Your apathy is like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa-
Good for you
You're doin' great out there without me, baby
Like a damn SUSSYopath

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me (You're crushing in your thirties, crushing in your thirties)
We are never, ever, ever, ever
I'm the Disaster of- (Good for you)
Getting back together

It just feels so good
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily