Lyrics:

On the freeway all the cars have stopped
'Cos the big news has dropped
All the phones are ringin'
It's got all the neighbours singing
Police cheif is calling his detectives
Navy seals are being selected
President is calling his advisors
And Greenpeace are putting out flyers

We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and
Everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and
She can't complain to no man

There's a news break for everybody watching
Jennifer has just started coughing
The doctors can't explain it
How did she ever obtain this?
All her friends are sending get well cards
You can beat it, you just gotta fight hard
All the world are sitting home waiting
All the priets are singing and praying

We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and
Everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and
She can't complain to no man

(Yeeaaahhhh)

SWAT team has Jennifer Surounded
Coast guard takes her to an island
Out there no one gets effected
Jenni lives where she can be protected
United nations emergency meeting
Declares the whole world is screaming
And peace will come
If Jenni just gets well
Please come home soon

We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and
Everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse th