Lyrics:

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper,

I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone,
I said 'Who's that at half past three?' And a frightening voice came back at me!
'Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! I'll sssee you in seven weekss'
My head was spinning and my knees were weak,
I could hardly stand on my own two feet!
Its next call got me out of bed,
Then how I flipped when that voice said,
'Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! I'll see you in seven days'
I shook like Jell-O in a hurricane!

My heart was pounding like a Pullman train.
Again that voice upset me so,
Again I flipped as it said, 'Oh, oh!'
'Sssssss! I am The Viper, I'll ssssee you in sssseven ssssecondsss!'
Now I'm certain that my time has come!
I can hear its knock; it's too late to run!
I know that I must let it in!
So wish me luck, 'cause things look grim!
'Ssssssssssss! I am The Viper!'
'Oh, why have you come?'
'I have come to vipe your vindows!'