Nazi's and Morris dancers Cookery and home improvement shows All mysteries to me All mysteries to me Oh yeah
Gymnasiums amaze me And building schemes confuse you River dance, new romance Plenty much amusement These modern mysteries Are just not my cup of cha
Surely we all agree, one thing unites us all Stand up and be counted You know who you are You know who you are
We all love Colombo We all love Colombo We all love Colombo We all love Colombo All love Colombo We all love Colombo We all love Colombo We all love Colombo We all love Colombo