Lyrics:

(P) - 'Here we go!'
(J) - 'What? What?
(P) - 'We're doing one'
(J) - 'How's it going?'
(P) - 'Same way'
(J) - 'How's it going?'
(P) - 'Wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!'
[tape edit]
(J) - 'Yeah! Yeah! ...I can't read this writing!'
(P) - 'What is that tweetin' bird out there? For God's sake! There's a bird! God damn it out there!
(J) -'Hey, hey, hey...yeah....remember the solo, that's the bit where I don't talk....[hits out-of-tune chord] oh, oh, too bad...thank you....'
(P) -'Stand up so we know you're there, alright'
(J) -'Oh, and Barry, give me a clue, will you?
(P) - 'Well, I told Barry....',
(J) - 'Shut up! You fuckin'.....'
(?) - 'Sorry it didn't work out.'
(J) - 'Give me a clue.....no, no, no E, E, E, that's a clue'
(P) - 'You haven't been in tune all evening, why change?'
[tape edit]
(J) - 'But after all.....'
(P) - 'Alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. History in the making here... John Lennon is here with his brother Jack, and here we go. One, two, three!'
(J) - 'One, two, three, four!'
(P) - 'No! You yelled four, wait a minute!'
(J) - 'Phil, Phil....'
(P) - 'You can't yell four over his playing'
(J) - 'Please accept my 'four'; it's the only way I can come in and I....
(P) - 'Yes, through four....',
(J) - 'One....'
(P) - 'Come on, you don't have to count in, he can do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da'
(J) - 'No wonder Ronnie........'
(P) - 'Ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, I'll... I won't bring up names, don't you worry....'
(J) - 'No names'
(P) - 'Alright...'
(J) - 'Doesn't matter if it's too loud!'
(P) - 'You shout, the boys with the horn and the birds in the background!'
(J) - [in background] 'SHUT UP!!!'
(P) - 'fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit! ... fucking AM! you know, that sounds like a tape delay....yeah, I hear it twice as loud'
(J) -'Phil, Phil, it's our big chance at AM, now let's not fuck it!....One.....'
(P) - 'Well, Herbie did....',
(J) - 'One, two, three'