When I saw you at the grocery store You were sharin a shopping cart with her And I couldnt turn and run away I didnt know what to say You introduced us for the first time And I had to look her in the eye But you could not have imagined my surprise Cant you see? Youre leaving me For an ugly girl Does she talk about politics? And all that stuff that used to makes me sick Does she smoke cigars and stay up late Oh shes so great Does she tell you what you want to here? And I bet she could grow a beard I feel better thinking you were queer Its not fair I cant compare To an ugly girl To an ugly girl Lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalala hhahah Hahaha the jokes on me I feel jealous and I feel mean Shes so nice That it makes up for her face Theres no way, do you have to keep your eyes closed Do you have to keep the lights down low? Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold CAN