Lyrics:

Yeah, breaker 1-9
This here's the Rubber Duck
Uh, you got a copy on me, Pigpen, c'mon?
Uh, yeah, 10-4, Pigpen, for sure, for sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, it's a big 10-4 there, Pigpen
Yeah, we've definitely got a front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy
It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headed for bear on I-1-0
About a mile outta Shakey Town
I said, Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
C'mon, join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA

(Convoy) Got a breaker, Pigpen, this here's the Duck, and, uh
You wanna back off (Convoy) them hogs?
10-4, roger, about five miles or so
10-roger, them hogs is gettin' intense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But there's a roadblock up on a cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says, Callin' all trucks
This here's the Duck
We're about to go a-huntin' bear
'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
C'mon, join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA
(Convoy) Hey, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pigpen
(Convoy) Negatory, Pigpen, you're still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart
They brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus
Yeah, Rubber Duck, this is Sod Buster
Uh, c'mon, yeah, 10-4, Sod Buster
Listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite
He needs all the help he can get
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' 98
I said, Let them truckers roll, 10-4?

We got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
C'mon, join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA
(Convoy) (Whoo) That's 10-4, Pigpen, what's your 20?
(Convoy) Omaha?
There they are, they got them hogs out, for sure
Well, mercy sakes, good buddy
We ain't gonna back on outta here
Keep the bugs off your glass
And the bears off your . . . tail
We'll catch you on the flip side
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone, bye-bye