Lyrics:

My daddy has a gun
It's not a toy but it's loads of fun
You gotta hold it till you hear it click
Things like that'll make your mamma sick

It's easy as a dandelion, so suck it up and quit your crying
Don't wanna talk fairy stories, so be 'em and forget your worries

My daddy has a gun
It's not a toy but it's loads of fun
You gotta hold it till you hear it click
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick

It's easy as a dandelion, so suck it up and quit your crying
Don't wanna talk fairy stories, so be 'em and forget your worries