(Cummings-Bachman) Tell your city slicking' cousin Lay that peppermint twister down She's been shakin' up my biscuits Draggin' my feet all over town There's some bacon in the kitchen And a clean towel behind the door Yes I'll meet you at the warehouse Then I'll never see you no more And it's too much for me All that lovin' for one man Yeah she's too much for me But I'll do the best I can She used to call me 'Rascal' But now she calls me 'Dapper Dan' LyricsFreak