Lyrics:

The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!

We woke up and guess what?
I'm hungover again
The road of my life has taken a bend
I've been drinking all night until the sunrise
Everyday kind of takes me by surprise
My head is killing me
Man what have I done?
I've stumbled over the line
Between stupid and fun
But pretty soon it's gonna go away
‘Cos here it comes....

The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!

Woke up today
I didn't feel like I should
And my magic eight ball said outlook not so good
My conditional probability's probably pretty poor
But I think I've found my cure for sure
The emergency response unit is on the scene
It's like putting out fire with gasoline
I feel alright
Yeah, I feel okay
And I owe it all to....

The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!

My nerves are burning
My stomach's churning
There's only one thing I need
It comes in a glass or a bottle or a can
And it's the cure that's guaranteed

The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!
The first drink of the day!