I got me tails and tophat
Black shiny shoes and silver cane
A 1930's Bently
A butler with the dumb name
A plot as trite as moonjune
A band a tight as Mancini
A show with ten toe-tappers
A girl like Ginger Snappers
I don't wanna be no rock star
Knock out the heavyweight champ
I just wanna find me a pretty partner and dance
(Bada! Bada!)
I wanna dance on solid gold tables
Slide thirty feet on my pants
I gotta find a girl like Betty Grable and dance
Weeelll - got me tails and tophat
Black shiny shoes and silver cane
A 1930's Bently
A butler with the dumb name
A plot as trite as moonjune
A band a tight as Mancini
A show with ten toe-tappers
A girl like Ginger Snappers!
(Instrumental solo)
Don't wanna be no rock star
Knock out the heavyweight champ
Just wanna find me a pretty partner and
Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance!
Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance!