Lyrics:

Funny Man
If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up (go raise it up go raise it up)
If you ain't got enough go fill it up (go fill it up go fill it up)

Danny
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with patron.
I want a girl on my lap and a jägerbomb.
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'mma make it rain on the girl who serves me.
I'll drink a fifth of vodka 'til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong.
I'm comin' in hot you heard me.
And we'll be taking shots, and if not, you're nerdy!

Charlie Scene
We only leave a pre-party to go party some more.
I'm already shit-faced before I walk in the door.
This girl's rubbing on my leg, I never met her before.
And now she's making her way onto my gentleman sword.
It might be the drugs talking or the shots of patron.
But these bitches look like models and they're ready to bone!
I'll take 'em back to my parents house, we'll be home alone.
Slappin' cheeks and have 'em yelling like Macaulay Culkin.
She's tearing it up, yeah she's dancing her ass off.
This girl's like a Mac the way she's riding my laptop.
I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cock block.
I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off!
You know we drink so much we getting drunk for weeks!
We drink so much goose, we turnin' into geese.
Me and my crew sliding in through VIP.
These bitches play my skin flute like they're Kenny G.

Danny
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with patron.
I want a girl on my lap and a jägerbomb.
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'mma make it rain on the girl who serves me.
I'll drink a fifth of vodka 'til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong.
I'm comin' in hot you heard me.
And we'll be taking shots, and if not, you're nerdy!

Funny Man
If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up.
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up.
If you had too much, go throw it up.
And if you aint got shit.
Throw your hands up!

Get gone with it, there's nothing wrong with it.
Take shots, don't stop, sing along with it.
I wanna feel you bounce up and down.
Take shots, won't stop 'til I'm passin' out.
Girl get down you can have more.

Charlie Scene
And you can shake your hips around on my man sword.
You're gonna have to rock this house I'm your landlord.
Make your sweat drip down on the dance floor.

Funny Man
I'm not trying to go home with nada (nada).
You can hit the dance floor when you wanna (wanna).
Girl you know you feel the need so holla (holla).
Cause everyone compared to me is nada (nada).

Charlie Scene
Ok dawg this has gone on for way long.
Can't quit my day job til I'm playing on KROQ.
It's chaos I'm in the club with my shades on.
And I'm about to smack that like I'm Akon.

Danny
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with patron.
I want a girl on my lap and a jägerbomb.
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'mma make it rain on the girl who serves me.
I'll drink a fifth of vodka 'til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong.
I'm comin' in hot you heard me.
And we'll be taking shots, and if not, you're nerdy!

Funny Man
If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up.
If you aint got enough, go fill it up.
If you had too much, go throw it up.
And if you aint got shit.
Throw your hands up!

If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up.
If you ain't got enough go fill it up.
If you had too much, go throw it up.
And if you aint got shit.
Throw your hands up!

Danny
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with patron.
I want a girl on my lap and a jägerbomb.
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'mma make it rain on the girl who serves me.
I'll drink a fifth of vodka 'til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong.
I'm comin' in hot you heard me.
And we'll be taking shots, and if not, you're nerdy!

Funny Man
If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up (go raise it up go raise it up)
If you ain't got enough go fill it up (go fill it up go fill it up)
If you got Jack in your cup go raise it up (go raise it up go raise it up)
If you ain't got enough go fill it up (go fill it up go fill it up)