Lyrics:

Dear Catastrophe Waitress

Dear Catastrophe Waitress

I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world over you

I cherish your smile

There's a word of peace on you lips

Say it, and with tenderness I'll cherish you

Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend

Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend

I'm sorry if he hit you with a full can of Coke

It's no joke

Your face is bleeding

You'll soon be leaving this town to the clowns who worship

No one but themselves

No one but themselves

Dear Catastrophe Waitress

Dear Catastrophe Waitress

I'm sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard

I know it's hard

Stick to what you know

You'll blow them all to the wall

When they realise what you've been working for

You've been working for

You've been working for