Lyrics:

And another thing I've been wondering lately
Oh, baby, tell me, where have you been?
Now the stage is set, where's my Juliet, baby?
Is it maybe my Midsummer Night's Dream?

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, what's my scene?
Uh-huh

Like a talent scout always checking out new blood
Oh, I'd do good if you tell me your game
Playing Solitaire doesn't get me where you would
And, honey, you could play by any rules that you name

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, I gotta know
What's my, what's my
What's my, what's my scene?
What's my, what's my
What's my, what's my scene?

They say, yeah, they say
Making love, you can make it pay
They say, yeah, they say
But we know there's a better way any day
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Hey

And another thing I've been wondering lately
Am I crazy to believe in ideals?
Oh, I'm a betting man, but it's getting damn lonely
Oh, honey, if only I was sure what I feel

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, I gotta know
What's my, what's my
What's my, what's my scene?
What's my, what's my
(What's my, what's my scene?) Ah, what's my scene?
(What's my, what's my) I wanna know
(What's my, what's my scene?) I can see
(What's my, what's my) I'm caught in someone else's scene
(What's my, what's my scene?)

Where?
Oh where, oh where, oh where can my scene be?
What's my—?