Lyrics:

Mr. Mechanic what is happening here
My body's losing water like a hydrant
Sparky once told me I'd be getting this way
Play it cool keep my hands off the siren
Well look out man if this is what I've been
missing, gonna practice it everyday
And take my chances with exotic dancers
'til the gift has petered away

There were bad times when my tank was
running dry, and my machine couldn't shift
into its gears
And on cold days it would stall - so I almost
junked it all

Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
Ooh la la

Driving myself 'til I'm sick and crazy
my wipers aren't clearing my view
Freezing my ass 'cause my heater's busted
Skin turning bluer than blue
and my tires are bald but loving it all
Hornicating on the wet road
Mr. Mechanic I started to panic, hit the
brake, my fluid was low

Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far

Now I'm over-running, my radiator over-heating
But I can't keep my foot off the gas
speeding like a demon and my passenger
is screaming hope this feeling will last
I take her to the floor hoping there'll be more
working off my simonize
Happy to discover what it is to be a lover
Ooh I'm glad I'm well and alive

Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
Ooh la la