Lyrics:

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH - Spike Jones & His City
Slickers

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth. (thweeth)
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth (thweeth)
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.

It seems so long since I could say:
'Sister Susie sitting on the front steps.'
Every time I try to speak all I do is whistle: ssssssss.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth (thweeth)
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas