Lyrics:
Jerry was a race car driverAnd he drove so goddamned fastHe never did win no checkered flagBut he never did come in lastJerry was a race car driverHe'd say 'El solo number one'With a bocephus stickerOn his 442 he'd light 'em upJust for funCaptain Pierce was a firemanRichmond engine #3I'll be a wealthy man when I getA dime for all the things thatMan taught to meCaptain Pierce was a strong manStrong as any man aliveIt stuck in his craw that theyMade him retire at the age of 65Jerry was a race car driver22 years oldHad too many cold beers one nightAnd wrapped himself around a telephone pole