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Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the MoocherShe was a lowdown hoocie coocherShe was the roughest toughest frailBut Minnie had a heart as big as a whaleHidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)She messed around with a bloke named SmokieShe loved him though he was cokeyHe took her down to Chinatownand showed her how to kick the gong aroundHidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Whoah (Whoah)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)A hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)She had a dream about the king of SwedenHe gave her things that she was needin'He gave her a home built of gold and steelA diamond car with platinum wheelsA hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho)... (...)... (...)He gave her his townhouse and his racing horsesEach meal she ate was a dozen coursesHad a million dollars worth of nickels and dimesShe sat around and counted them all a million timesHidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)Poor Min, poor Min, poor Minnie