Lyrics:

Well, he's mainly 'I can do it'
And the rest is 'Yes, I am'
Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson
And he thinks he's Superman
But, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Took his chopper up to Woodstock
And he wormed his way backstage
Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Oh, he says he knows The Beatles
S.M.G. and Jimmy Page
Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
I can't figure out
What he's all about
Makin' as a cheetala
Until he know's she's mine.
I can't figure out
What he's all about
But something tells me Sheila thinks he's mine.
He's brewin' in the summer
'Cause he's always at the shore
Me and Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Doin' handstands for my baby
I can't stand it anymore
Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
I can't figure out
What he's all about
Makin' as a cheetala
Until he know's she's mine.
I can't figure out
What he's all about
But something tells me Sheila thinks he's mine.
Well, he's mainly 'I can do it'
And the rest is 'Yes, I am'
Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson
And he thinks he's Superman
But, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones.
(Fades)