Lyrics:

Shuffleboard the afternoon away for two
The taste of plastic in my smile
And I can suffer if you really want me to
For a parable that's worth your while

'Cause your life story about you
'Cause I just can't relate
But I've no reason to doubt you
It's great

Lay your head here on my breast 'cause I have food
Put your cookies in my milk
This metaphor is just a door that you walk through
Around the campfire; it was late

'Cause your life story about you
'Cause I just can't relate
But I've no reason to doubt you
It's great

Shuffleboard the afternoon away for two
The taste of plastic in my smile
And I can suffer if you really want me to
For a parable that's worth your while