Lyrics:

Hey bus driver, keep the change
Bless your children, give them names
Don't trust men who walk with canes
Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet

Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine
Advertiser on the downtown train
Christmas Crier bustin cane hes in love again

Well dock workers dreams
Mixed with panther schemes
To some day own the rodeo

Tainted women in Vistivision
Perform for out of state kids at the late show

Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps
Interstellar mongrel nymphs
Rex said his lady left him limp
Well love's like that, sure it is

Well now queen of diamonds ace of spades
Newly discovered lovers of the everglades
Take out a full page ad in the trades
To announce their arrival

And Mary Lou found out how to cope
She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
The daily news asks her for the dope
She says man the dope's that there's still hope

Sinorita spanish rose
Wipes her eyes and blows her nose
Uptown in harlem she throws a rose
To some lucky young matador