Lyrics:

Judy Judy valentine
Couldn't walk a straight white line
She brought a lizard home to stay
He hissed and licked her every day

The 'A' road is an old road
The 'A' road is a long road
The 'A' road is an old road
The 'A' road is an old road

Judy Judy friend of mine
Sweet and crazy concubine
She'd love to talk but she ain't got time
She's a hot pink minx, she's a Frankenstein

The 'A' road is an old road
The 'A' road is a long road
The 'A' road is an old road
The 'A' road is an old road
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