Lyrics:

I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying 'bout the state of economy
'Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do anything
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't
I don't cook, I don't clean
I don't have the energy for the scene
And I don't got no car
I don't worry about the price of gasoline
'Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't
News is coming on - I'm watchin' 3's company
I can't get no girls - they don't know how to talk to me
Get my washing done - been wearing this thing just for a week
Yich!
Gotta get up early - I'll set the alarm for 3
In the afternoon - you'll find me sitting by the T.V.
I'm really cool - somebody please turn up the heat
I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying 'bout the state of economy
The world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't