Lyrics:

4 years college
you've got knowledge
a bachelor degree
you read and write
you think it's right
but don't come down on me

you're an educated jerk
write about us
i could squeeze you
like a pimple
but i don't need the pus

defamation innuendo
defamation innuendo
communication to third person
it's defamation
my reputation
defamation,innuendo..

well,i got the record
i haven't heard it yet
i went to the concert
i wanted to get in on the guest list
but they wouldn't let me in
defamation innuendo...

i didn't get a change to see the band
hell,i never heard'em
and now i've gotta write about'em
god,the story is due,
the story's due tomorrow
what should i write?
well,they're no good !