Lyrics:

I'm a collector, I'll collect anything I find
I'll never throw anything away that's mine
And I'd collect you too if I was given half a chance
And trap you under the glass and add my autograph
I catalog, I preserve, and I index
And file you into my collectable Rolodex
I keep the rubbish, what other people give away
And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray
Hoard
Collect
File
Index
Catalog
Preserve
Amass
Index

I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood
I like the things that people always seem to overlook
I gather up and catalog it in a book I wrote
There's so much now that I forget if I don't make a note
If I collected you and put you in a little cage
I could take you out and study you every day
It isn't easy being me, it's kind of lonely work
My obligation to collecting is my only thirst

Hoard
Collect
File
Index
Catalog
Preserve
Amass
Index

Hoard
Collect
File
Index
Catalog
Preserve
Amass
Index