Lyrics:

Coyne

Everybody's dancing, yes, at the chairman's ball
Everybody's prancing, yes, at the chairman's ball
You can see the mayor and his wife
Dancing there the first time in their lives
You can see the chief of police
Dancing with his only niece
At the ball oh the chairman's ball
Well, you;ve got to get your ticket and go now for the chairman's ball
Anyone who's anyone is in the know about oh the chairman's ball
The committee, they're all there
Sitting in their roped-off square
All the patients, they're in a line
And every one of them is feelin' fine
At the ball oh the chairman's ball oh the chairman's ball
Well now soon as midnight comes around at the chairman's ball
You know you know you can't be found at the chairman's ball
Now you know you've had your fun
Now you know you've got to run
Now you know you've had your fun
Be thankful nobody used a gun
At the ball oh the chairman's ball