Lyrics:

Better than cream cheese and bagelsBetter than honey on breadBetter than champagne and pretzelsBetter than breakfast in bedBetter than chili rellenosBetter than chocolate e'clairsBetter than hothouse tomatoesBetter than fresh Bartlett pearsBetter than dining a la carteOr simply gastronomic artBetter than anything except being in loveBetter than making a millionBetter than being a queenBetter than oil wells and gold minesBetter than pastures of greenBetter than finding a horseshoeBetter than losing your headBetter than anything ever thought ofBetter than anything ever saidAh, ha, better than singing right out loudOr being, ha, spotted in a crowdBetter than (better than anything) anything except being (except being) in love(Musical Interlude)Better than elephants, elephants are dancingBetter than clowns on paradeBetter than peanuts and popcornBetter than pink lemonadeBetter than rides on the midwayBetter than seals blowing hornsBetter than men shot through cannonsBetter than fresh ears of cornAh, better than balancing on a wireOr watching tigers jump through fireBetter than anything except being in loveBetter than driving 'round the parkOr watching fireflies after the darkBetter than anything except being in loveHey, Diana?Yeah?Are you sure that love is even better than shopping?Well, therec