I met a beautiful senorita Down at the place called. I don't even knows what it means All I knew it sounded great I made an order, a bottle of whiskey And a couple of cheap cigars That waitress named Maria Gave me a wink across the bar
* I said, 'Baby babe What would you like to?' She said, 'Nada' I said, 'What?' She said she's workin' late But if you'd like to wait Then we can have one enchilada
Then a giant called Moses Was standin' in front of me I wondered why the roses He said, 'Maria belongs to me' He said, 'If you're lookin' for trouble I'll throw you through the door' So I grabbed my empty bottle And I knocked him to the floor