When you wake up in the morning and you're just feeling crap Wi' fits or faints or fevers - don't get into a flap For tinnitus or shingles or a lack of inner calm The cure is in a bottle of the Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram The cure is in a bottle of the Bruichladdich dram
If life isn't quite turning out the way you'd planned The people that you work with are like the Klu Klux Klan The kids are bad, the wife is mad and nags ad nauseam The chances are you need a little Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram The chances are you need a little Bruichladdich dram
When you're shuffling on your zimmer and thinking of the past And the little time that's left seems to disappear so fast Don't just sit there waiting for the Royal telegram Just wrap your stiff old fingers round a Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram Just wrap your stiff old fingers round a Bruichladdich dram
When you want to celebrate - no matter what the cause You've done something great and deserved the applause Your numbers have come up or you've passed a big exam Don't pop the old champagne - pop the Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram Don't pop the old champagne - pop the Bruichladdich dram
Now Jim has made a whisky he calls it his Black Art It's mystical, it's magical - bewitches the heart Soon every lass on Islay will have to buy a pram But don't blame Islay cheese - blame the Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram But don't blame Islay cheese - blame the Bruichladdich dram
When you're far away from Islay and wishing you were there There's little point in fretting and pulling out your hair A book of Whisky Legends and a CD by the Man Kick off your shoes and pour yourself a Bruichladdich dram
The Bruichladdich dram, the Bruichladdich dram Kick off your shoes and pour yourself a Bruichladdich dram