I take whisky for my breakfast To see me through the day Just one little whisky Helps me on my way It clears my tubes, thins my blood Clarifies my head Just one little whisky Then I go back to bed
I don't need no scrambled eggs I don't need no bacon A single malt is all I need To stop my hands from shakin'
Some folks love their cornflakes Others porridge oats Shredded wheat or sugar puffs Whatever floats your boat If I have to eat grass for breakfast This is the kind I choose A little bit of barley Converted into booze
I don't need no scrambled eggs...
Claudio Bernasconi Lives in St Moritz He cleans his teeth with whisky And he very seldom spits He swills it round and gargles Then swallows it with glee And then comes down for breakfast And he has the same as me
I don't need no scrambled eggs...
I come from the land of Calvin The Devil and John Knox Where winter lasts for half a year And we sleep in woolly socks If I lived in southern lands And woke up in the sun I wouldn't need breakfast whisky Well, maybe just the one.
I don't need no scrambled eggs...
When I come to Dufftown I stay at Tannochbrae Alan keeps some whisky In an aerosol spray He spreads a mist of whisky Over my beans on toast Then he squirts some on my tongue And I like that the most
I don't need no scrambled eggs...
I don't need no scrambled eggs I don't need no bacon A single malt is all I need To stop my hands from shakin' To stop my knees from quakin' To stop my bones from achin' To stop my skin from flakin' To stop my heart from breakin' I take whisky for my breakfast To see me through the day