There's a secret installation on the western seas Cunningly disguised among the Hebrides It might seem innocent to those who are naive But this could bring a super power to its knees.
Now I am a US Internet spy And I've seen what they're up to with my own eyes They say it's only whisky but I'm tellin' you, They tested it on the local folk and I've seen what it can do.
So be careful how you're steppin' Round this deadly lethal weapon And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist We've got to take some action 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this.
The scary thing is it's made from a kind of grass With biological action to give it critical mass And if they get it up to 90 ABV It's going to be an awesome WMD
So be careful how you're steppin' Round this deadly lethal weapon And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist We've got to take some action 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this.
So I got me a sample and sent it to the lab The lab report came back sayin' 'Man this stuff's not bad' So I am defecting 'cos one thing's clear I'd rather die from this stuff than from American beer
So be careful how you're steppin' Round this deadly lethal weapon And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist We've got to take some action 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this. Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this. Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this.