Oh, the whisky makes you sweeter than you are If I'd quit drinking sooner, sure I wouldn't have gone that far Now the haze has lifted I can see That the whisky makes you sweeter than you could ever really be.
I started slow and steady; I went from cola to a beer And I made a resolution - from the liquor I'd steer clear When I saw you there - something inside of me switched off And when I switched to the whisky - then I knew that I was lost
Well, the whisky makes you sweeter than you are...
Sweets for a sweetheart - that is what you said to me As you handed me a shot glass and I drank it hungrily I had dreams of sweet things running through my head If it wasn't for the whisky - I'd have run away instead. Well, the whisky makes you sweeter than you are...