Lyrics:

Phoned up my doctor
To see what's the matter.
He said: Come on over.
I said: Do I have to?
My knees started shaking.
My wrists started aching.
When my doctor said to me:

Oh my my. Oh my my
Can you boogie
can you slide?
Oh my my. Oh my my
You can boogie
if you try.
Oh my my. Oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive.

Head wurse
she blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the table.
If at myself heaving
And as I was leaving
This is what they said to me:

Oh my my. Oh my my.
Can you boogie
can you slide?
Oh my my. Oh my my.
You can boogie
you can fly.
Oh my my
if you try
It's guaranteed to keep you alive.

If you should slow down
and you're feeling low down
Don't call up the doctor
Just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missing
I've got your prescription
That boogie-woogie-remedy.

Oh my my. Oh my my
You can boogie
you can slide
Oh my my. Oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my. Oh my my.
It's guaranteed to keep you alive.

Oh my my. Oh my my.
Watch me boogie
watch me slide
Oh my my. Oh my my.
Want to boogie
want to slide
Oh my my. Oh my my.
Oh
we boogie
oh we fly.
Oh my my. Oh my my.
Play that boogie
play that slide
Ringo Starr Oh My My