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Dear catastrophe waitressDear catastrophe waitressI'm sorry if you seem to have the weight of the world over youI cherish your smileThere's a word of peace on your lips saying and with tendernessI'll cherish you, I'll cherish youDear catastrophe girlfriendDear catastrophe girlfriendI'm sorry if he hits you with a fool kind of coolIt's no jokeYour face is bleedingYou'll soon be leaving this townTo the clowns who worship no one but themselves, no one but themselvesI hate feeling this wayI hate feeling this wayOh, i know that you hate it tooOh, none of yoru coffee's going coldOh, all of the customers look so oldOh, honey if i could be so boldDear catastrophe waitressDear catstrophe waitressI'm sorry if the kids hold you in cold disregardI know it's hardStick to what you knowYou'll blow them all to the wall when they realize what you've been working forWhat you've been working forWhat you've been working for