Lyrics:

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait till Christmas time

When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay)



Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love'm and leave'm on with the show



Listen, I like female form in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital "S"

Get a date with the woman in red

Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...)



He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

But I want it, but it don't matter

She got it, and I can't [get | have] it

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas



(Ooh yeah, haha yeah

I want a mistress for Christmas

Come on)



Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low



(Yeah, aw right)



He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it -



Mistress

he got it, I want it

For Christmas

They got it, and I can't have it

Mistress

But I want it, it don't matter

For Christmas

She got it, and I can't get a



Mistress for Christmas



You know what I'm talkin' about

Mistress for Christmas

You gotta send me down

you gotta send me down

Mistress for Christmas

I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,)

with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer)



Mistress for Christmas



I can hear you coming down my smoke stack

I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells