Lyrics:

Ho ho f**king ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f**king work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is,
That little fat cunt's at back in the sleigh, cracking that f**king whip
And me stuck up the front with these other useless cunts
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

Ho ho f**king ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f**king work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

And what about us elves, we've had enough as well.
Working in that freezing factory cold as f**king hell
Working till we drop, with our bollocks brazing off.
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

Ho ho f**king ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f**king work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneaking into them little kids rooms he's a f**king pedophile.
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the cunt.
So stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

Ho ho f**king ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f**king work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho f**king ho.

Stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho f**king ho. (x2)