Lyrics:

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star

The first time I met him
He said he was a Dwarf Star
'Cause he was small
And he was famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star

The second time I met him
He said I could never be a Dwarf Star
Because I was too tall
And I wasn't famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star

The third, the second time I mean
That I went to see him
He was not in a very good mood
He said, 'Stop comin' around here'

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star

The last time
That I went to see him
He had passed away

I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend, the Dwarf Star

The end