Lyrics:

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
The first time I met him
He said he was a dwarfstar
Cause he was small
And he was... famous
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
The second time I met him
He said I could never be a dwarfstar
Because I was too tall
And I wasn't... famous
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
The thir... the second time I mean
That I went to see him
He was not in a very good mood
He said 'stop comin' around here!'
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
The last time
That I went to see him
He had passed away
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
The end...