Lyrics:

(Lyle Lovett)You got you some legs babyThat just won't quitYou got a pretty boyAnd he looks pretty hipYou got you one on the slyBut you gave him the slipAnd that's just a cryin' shame'Cause you love the boyWith pretty green eyesAnd you love the boyWho says he's so clever and wiseAnd you love the boyWho's always telling you liesAnd that's just a cryin' shameSometimes it never quits rainingSometimes that phone just won't ringSometimes I never miss nothingAnd sometimes I miss anythingBut you like 'em tall when it's rainingAnd you like 'em dark when you're feeling no prideBut you never felt anything that you wanted to hideAnd that's just a cryin' shameSo he says you look lovely my dearYou say thank you I'm fineAnd you spend all his moneyAnd you spend all his timeAnd you spend the nightLike you were spending a dimeAnd that's just a cryin' shame