Benedictine, sister to Isis and the Black Madonna Mysteries and magic and goddess of the Nile She could read the stars Knew the secrets of the day
And could see what kind of madness Was stirring around in your head She said my birth sign is 'Scorpio' We ate ourselves up and burn ourselves out So could somebody show me
How to become clairvoyant To be one of the ones Who can see around corners And knows what's to come
Oh, how to become clairvoyant That's what I've gotta know So just show me where to sign And point me where to go
As it turns out, Miss Muffet Wasn't afraid of spiders at all She slipped across the dance floor At the masquerade ball
They say she collects hearts The way Nero collected tears 'Cause they don't get no older Down through the years
Her lips are moving She's not talking Her hips are moving But she's not dancing She just wants to know
How to become clairvoyant To be one of the ones Who can see around corners And knows what's to come
Oh, how to become clairvoyant That's what I wanna know So just tell me where to sign And point me where to go
King Poet, the holy fool Apostle of self destruction I tried it your way but I couldn't sleep There was too much construction
In these strange times you wonder What tomorrow might bring If the fat lady sings
How to become clairvoyant To be one of the ones Who can see around corners And know what's to come
Oh, how to become clairvoyant That's what I wanna to know So just show me where to sign And point me where to go
Now that would be a revelation And I also enjoy levitation