Lyrics:

Winchester

You told Bobby's girl Betty
Betty told Bobby last night
Bobby told Eddie at the AW
And Eddie told Freddy and Dwight.

And Dwight went and told his girlfriends
And the fool has two or three
And they spread the news to the whole dang town
So, everybody knows but me
I'm a fool, everybody knows but me.

Morris told Ellis and Osgood
And they're on the football team
A matter of minutes and the cheerleaders knew
They thought that it was really a scream.

And they play lots of away games
And they tell everyone they see
How I am your personal private fool
So everybody knows but me
I'm a fool, everybody knows but me.

How I am your personal private fool
So everybody knows but me
I'm a fool, everybody knows but me.

You told Bobby's girl Betty
Betty told Bobby last night
Bobby told Eddie at the AW
And Eddie told Freddy and Dwight.

And Dwight went and told his girlfriends
And the fool has two or three
And they spread the news to the whole dang town
So, everybody knows but me
I'm a fool, everybody knows but me
I'm a fool, everybody knows but me.