Lyrics:

There's a scratch on my finger from the cat.
I was only petting him,
who'd have thought he'd do that?
And it doesn't feel good,
and there's a sliver of wood
From the bench in the park where I sat.

[Chorus:]
So I think I'll need a bandaid (need a bandaid),
Or maybe three or four (or five or six or more)
And a bottle of that spray stuff
we just got at the store.
Some sticky tape, a roll of gauze,
and if you'd be so kind,
A washcloth and a piece of ice,
but not the iodine.
No iodine.

There's a bump on my head from the wall.
I hit it when I was playing with the beachball.
I was climbing in a tree
when I fell and skinned by knee.
It hurt, but I didn't cry at all.

[Chorus]

There's a hole in the sleeve of my shirt
On my arm there's a scrape and some dirt.
My friends were very sad,
but I said it's not too bad.
As a matter of fact
it doesn't even hurt yet.

[Chorus Twice]