Lyrics:

A son who is cursed with a harridan motherOr a weak simpering father at bestIs raised to play out the timeless classical motivesOf filial love and incestHow does heSpeak to aHow does he speak to the prettiest girlHow does heTalk to herWhat does he say for an opening lineWhat does he say if he's shyWhat do you do with your pragmatic passionsWith your classically neurotic styleHow do you deal with your vague self-comprehensionsWhat do you do when you lieHow do youSpeak to aHow do you speak to the prettiest girlHow do you speak to herHow do you dance on the head of a pinWhen you're on the outside looking inHow do youSpeak to aHow do you speak to the prettiest girlHow do youSpeak to aHow do you speak to the prettiest girlYou just say - Hello, hello, hello Baby(Reed, Fonfara)