Lyrics:

I used to play that pinball, I used to go outside

I had to spend my money, get on your bus and ride

I used to go out dancing, put on my high-heeled shoes

Get in my short black chevy, go on a downtown cruise

I feel a little bit mixed up, maybe I'm obsolete

All us pinball pool sharks, we just can't compete

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Space age whiz kids kids

Leaders in the field

Pioneers of research

Space age whiz kids

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Arcade mothership monsters, laserbeam blastshield eyes

Full on space age madness, make-believe satellite skies

Alien ships approaching, there's trouble in sector five

Left hand on the joystick, right hand hyperspace drive

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Space age whiz kids kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

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They got nothing to do, put another quarter in

Pay those space age dues

Donkey Kong high score, Pac Man's on a roll

Klingons on the warpath, whiz kids on patrol

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Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

I like space age whiz kids

I like...I need...I need quarters...quarters!

Give me quarters! I like quarters!